“If you’re truly a professional you should be able to make it to Pimp Pot Palace by 4:20,” I assured my LA tweep VooDoo last week. The skydive pornstar was heading home for the holidaze with sex kitten Miss Violet 420. A professional pothead immediately upon deplaning seeks the hook-up. It’s what we do. So their first stop after deplaning was to pay their respect to the Cannabis Champion of the World. The only dude in North America who is legally allowed to grow marijuana for himself without government interference. The fellow who put a 90 day stoner Sword of Damocles to the government that will, one day soon, result in possession and production of marijuana becoming a none crime.

I’m a huge Twitter user. According to my profile I tweet on average about 18 times a day. Informing some 8500 Tweeps about my ganja goings on. Twitter is the best place to interact with me. Follow me @Mernahuna I’m also Toronto radio station Newstalk 1010 pothead personality for Jim Richards Show. Richards’s producer Britt called one morning asking what I was up too. At the time I had just setup my studio for a nugporn photo shoot.
“About to shoot some nug porn.” I said. What great choice of words. The word nug porn would put VooDoo and I on a weird and crazy path.
She might have replied, “Ok, Matt, what is that? Because I’ve heard it before from this fellow VooDoo. We had him on the show a couple of times because he’s a skydiving porn star. You two really need to tweet up.” Britt did the Twitter introduction and a few weeks later he’s chilling in pimp pot palace’s living room. Nice.
Turns out VooDoo is from the neighborhood. It’s easy to see him booting around our hood on a motorcycle back in the day. After all the hottest babes in Toronto reside here. His mom has raspberry trees a few blocks from me. Everyone is growing something where we live. We had a quick, but great session with Miss Violet 420 and Hayden Wildhart. His French Canadian mother was cooking up a huge homecoming meal and they wanted to get prepared. Two nights later, Christmas Eve, I learned firsthand what kind of spread his mom can cook up.

Who wants a Miss Violet 420 mustache ride?

I was invited over for 420. We had an epic session and I watched classic family feuding over PlayStation 3 Mortal Kombat. VooDoo stoked the fireplace, pointing out it used to be the spot where his brother and he fought over Nintendo. Until his recently deceased Porteugese dad replaced Nintendo with the fireplace. His brother informed, “VooDoo used to turn off the Nintendo when I was about to finish a game!” Fucker! Other than the fireplace and game console – very little had changed in terms of good natured rivalry in the rec room.
The vibe was really happily loudly festive! Miss Violet 420 and I require marijuana for medical. VooDoo just needs a few hauls to be a little less loud. He’s by far the loudest guy ever to come out of Corso-Italia. Our hood will never be the same, when, one day, he returns to care for mom. We could do an MTV Canada or Comedy Network reality television show together, The Coriscan Brothers. Based on our neighborly adventures with an assortment of friends. Like Miss Violet 420 and crafting madam Jilian Holander. Produced by Britt, who would also be in the show. A cross between Kenny versus Spenny, The Hills and The Jersey Shore. With the goal of VooDoo and I influencing each other. One episode VooDoo would be out scoring multiple strains and I’d scoring multiple babes. We could do a hash making episode, a crafting episode, a video gaming one, a group skydive..every episode would end with his mom serving us dinner and us talking about the week. He’s always loud, I get loud when I need to.
Speaking of loud…I did Mike Bullard on Newstalk1010 from a Coach Canada bus recently. I figured talking on my Samsung Galaxy S2 super phone would be fine. Apparently, speaking loudly about cannabis will result in half the bus turning around looking at you and wondering what the heck is growing on. And one lady asking me to shut up.
We got called to dinner by VooDoo’s mom. It was a jaw dropping spread. A full on Christmas Eve meal of shrimp, crab, crab pie, crab bisque, oysters, breads, sauces, wines, and great cheer. You had to try a little everything and then go back for seconds on your favorites. Then there was desert options. Three different kinds of desert! Maybe we should pitch to the Food Network. I mentioned raspberries were my favorite berry when we were talking about growing. His father planted a treasure of fruit trees. Keeping his mom in apples still! I love a good raspberry. Suddenly VooDoo’s mom is getting up from the table to warm up half of last night raspberry pie for me in the oven. Wow! Now that’s incredible hospitality. We had a wonderful meal. I was welcomed like an old friend.