Gnome Inspired Rock Band

December 18, 2009 by Mernahuana divider image

This Is What Happens When You Get Really Stoned

A while back I wrote about a bud babe who uses Google Earth to liberate Garden Gnomes. Now it’s winter and the poor little fellows are often kept outside or in people’s garages. But not if they’ve been liberated by the gorgeous gal of Gnome Aid Society Toronto – GAST.

Gnome Rock Band

They’re kept in spa like conditions constantly.

Lucky lil devils.

Gnome activities include, but not limited to, playing soccer (next stoned project assembling our own BMO Field), playing musical instrument and being spectators to bedroom activities.

Any whore, we got terrifically gunned on ganja (a sativa) and started discussing assembling a Gnome Rock Band. She had purchased musical instruments at the dollar store. Then there was the discovery the instruments had a nice glow under black lighting.

Discussion as it often does around this bud babe turned to action.

Next thing I know we’re roadies in a Gnome Rock Band.

Getting their stage ready.

Putting their sunglasses on, making sure their hair is just right, and most importantly giving them their instruments.

Gnome Rock Band

Gerome the Gnome is a very talented piano man, but he’s chilled off to stage left. I’m fond of band leader Big Daddy Sexy, who takes up plenty of center stage. His gnome voice is sexy, gravely, influenced by hard living, whiskey and cigarettes.

They perform everything from what you would expect in a Gnome Rock Band, Bob Dylan, the Band, CCR. To the unexpected, Prince, the Cure, and Guns ‘n’ Roses covers beautifully. Big Daddy Sexy belts out a tune ala Nick Cave, Tom Waits and Axel Rose.
Three weeks later the Gnome Rock Band is still performing nightly at her place.
I’m very impressed.
No one convinced her it was silly or crazy.

Office Monster

This past Friday we got ripped on Christmas Kush and some other marijuana strains, then raided her office supplies to make Office Monsters.
Using erasers, elastics, and thumbtacks amongst other items to create bizarre beautiful cannabis inspired creatures. This creative outlet has been really good for me by pushing my creative boundaries in new directions.
Speaking of creative outlets my novel, The Marijuana Myths of the Compassion Crew and Marijuana Mob is coming along at a good clip. Just finished 6900 words for Chapter Seven, The Hempire House.
You get can get the first five chapters in PDF by subscribing to the Mernahuana Newsletter.

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