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Heavy Weed Filled Weekend a Success

October 19, 2009 by Mernahuana divider image

Turkey Stuffed Stoner Meets Lunatic Sexy Clowns Then Makes Hashish

The amazing weekend vibe continues with today’s announcement (Monday, Oct. 19) by President Obama preventing federal prosecutors from hunting down medicinal marijuana patients who abide by state med pot laws.
Hopefully this has an effect on Canadian prosecutors too.
Who blame America for Canada’s harsh marijuana laws.
The fear America would invoke a trade war with our banana republic over reefer is odd. Considering Canada is fulfilling America’s insatiable energy needs.
Somehow I don’t think America is going to close the border to Canada’s oil and electricity over domestic marijuana laws.
I digress.
Friday I attended a feast of epic proportions with a small number potheads.

22 Pound Turkey Stuffed With Weed

22 Pound Turkey Stuffed With Weed

Marijuana was stuffed into everything.

All the foods, including the marijuana buds, were locally grown or produced.
Including the turkey!
The key to baking a turkey with toke is to slowly cook the bird over a 12 hour period. Basting the bird every hour or so.
Then serve to a room full of hungry baked potheads.
Who are drooling in anticipation because they’ve been toking heavily while waiting.
The cannabis chef told me she tried to find a bunch of sativa marijuana to stuff her turkey with. Of course with sativa not growing locally outdoors in Ontario she had a cannabis challenge.
There was some sativa hybrids, which is an uplifting marijuana high, in the turkey, but it was mostly a sleepy indica.
Needless to say, the toking turkey put me and many professional potheads to sleep.
I didn’t recover until the next days 420.
Just in time to get ready for Lunancy Cabaret.
A fullhouse greeted Shi Shi and I a half hour before curtain time.
Shi Shi is tiny so we had no choice but to sit on perverts row.
Lunacy Cabaret is a fantastic fun night.
It’s slightly racy with sexy girl clowns and burlesque performers. But god damn the only naughty bits we caught were a glimps of balls of the unicycle riding freaking.
The two corset wearing sexy girl clowns flirted heavily with each other. Making up for the unicycle riding performer who opted to only wear a sock.

Bubble Hash Making Sundays

Bubble Hash Making Sundays

Though I’m no Billy Mays with practice my Sunday bubble hash making demonstration will continue to prove.

And get to a level of infomercial.

Potheads don’t mind my lack of performance skills because the end result is always yummy hashy goodness.
With a wonderful weedy assistant we used a three bag bubble bag kit to produce a few excellent chunks of hash. We immediately vaporized these hash chunks in a Volcano Vaporizer.
Adding the oil screen to the Volcano Vaporizer allowed us to skip the 24 hour minmum curing period.
Allowing us to go from Trash to Hash in about an hour and half.

Bubble Hash

Bubble Hash

Personal marijuana growers should seriously consider a Bubble Bag Kit to maximise their efforts. They require nothing but leafy bits that marijuana growers would otherwise throw in the trash to make delicious hash.
There are many hash making devices on the market.
We put about 300 grams of some worst looking leafy material, not a single bud, very little bud trim, into the the system and we got great ganja results.
In attendance for our hash making demonstration was Canada’s first head shop owner Laurence Cherniak, who has three volumes of Great Books of Hash and a book on Harvesting and Curing Hash.
I highly recommend his Harvesting and Curing book as a compliment to your hash making efforts.
Laurence contributed spontaneously by helping me through the History of Hash making.
Just like our hash master, our friends who have been making hash for thousands of years in Nepal, Afghanistan and Morrocco have their own subtle techinques.
It’s the subtle techniques that makea a difference when it comes to hash making.
Instead of using a whisk in the bubble bags, we attached a paint bit to a drill. This allows for fast thorough mixing.
I’d never seen such a great swirl of sloshing cannabis plant matter before.
It got a great trichrome beat down.

Bubble Hash Making

Bubble Hash Making

These trichromes are sifted through the three bags different micron screens until the plant matter and trichromes have been thoroughly separated. Leaving the producer with yummy bubble hash.
Bubble Bag instructions suggest using a plastic five gallon bucket.
Instead we used a metal bucket. Which stays very cold throughout the whole process.
Anywho I’m still yawning for the weekend.
Going to be a slow moving Monday.

Bubble Hash

Bubble Hash


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