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Pilates For Potheads Or How To Rip Your Bong Better

August 1, 2010 by Mernahuana divider image
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However his fitness regime developed in a British internment camp during WWI is fantastic way to improve your marijuana inhaling. I began personal pilates sessions after completing six months of extensive three days a week physiotherapy.Though my left shattered shoulder had improved well beyond doctor expectations, I desired to go further with fitness.

Ganja Greetings!

Do you want to hit your bong boldly? Hold THC in your lungs longer? Of course you do! I know I do. Plenty of potheads ask me, “Mernahuana how do you inhale a full Volcano Vaporizer vapor bag so amazing?” Because I’m not a member of the magicians union I’ll continue to reveal my secrets for free! At no cost to you! However, you’re going to be so impressed you’ll want to give me money or weed.
The secret to my marijuana inhaling success is is Joe Pilates.
No he isn’t some Italian pothead I met in Mernapolsis. Or a literary blog device pothead. He’s an actual dude who created Contrology. A physical fitness regime we refer to as the pilates method. Did Joe Pilates inhale? Probably not. But his mother was a naturopath.
However his fitness regime developed in a British internment camp during WWI is fantastic way to improve your marijuana inhaling. I began personal pilates sessions after completing six months of extensive three days a week physiotherapy.Though my left shattered shoulder had improved well beyond doctor expectations, I desired to go further with fitness.
Originally I thought fitness meant less pot smoking. On the contrary. I get a great ganja groove on – then I start my stretching and movement routines. Physiotherapy taught me this. I’d get baked before physiotherapy then have my arm pulled to the point of pain. The physiotherapist at the clinic knew and took advantage of my high.
I have about 90 percent mobility in my shoulder because of our efforts.
Lessening my fibromyalgia or scoliosis pain could have been an ideal goal to set when I commenced pilates. Everyone desires less chronic pain, but not less chronic. It’s difficult to set a less pain goal because it’s hard to judge.
Instead my pilates goal was simple, to rip a bong better.
Like the cannabis champion of the world I am!
It’s never the stone, but my lung capacity that hampers me from inhaling your weed. No one wants an of out-shape cannabis champion like Dusty Rhodes. Potheads demand a five star bong hitter. I’m now fully prepared to take on all comers again without having to resort to the Dusty Finish.
Your body’s ability to take a solid deep inhale is critical to achieving a maximum marijuana high. Therefore a breathing, stretching and strengthening routine, such as pilates will get you higher. Once you get started with a pilates routine, especially a class or personal session, you and your friends will be amazed at how much more you can inhale in one breath.


  • Angela

    hey matt

    fyi he actually had invented the first 35 basic exercises by the time he was 16. he was interned in his 30s (ish) and (i believe) this is when a lot of his ideas for the machines came into play.

  • Mernahuana

    thanks angela. i probably just stole the information form wikipedia. but i do luh my pilates.

  • Michaelmage

    Hell yeah … glad it’s workin’ for ya.

  • http://twitter.com/Mernahuana Matt Mernagh

    well u must have noticed how well im ripping a bong. heck i went out and got one for my birthday

  • Eu

    Insane, this guy has a serious problem in his brain.

  • Eu´s Brother

    My brother thinks thats crazy. Just because he does pilates and does´t like weed. I never heard about pilates before but i love marijuana! Buds!

  • http://www.mernagh.ca Matt Mernagh

    Thanks! Have a weedy day

  • http://www.mernagh.ca Matt Mernagh

    i have pain issues so stretching is important part of my routine

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