Last night cannabis comedy duo Cheech and Chong horribly embarrassed themselves as guest hosts on wrestling program WWE RAW. One wrestling fan site referred to it as a Bad Trip On The Road To Wrestlemania.
Going so far as to refer to as an “all time low.”
I’ll agree!
Cheech and Chong hosting was head shaking stupid.
WWE creative team broke writing rule number one. Write about what you know. They clearly don’t know cannabis.
WWE and fans probably missed Chong’s huge cannabis culture jam that had me cheering weed wild. Tommy Chong wore a Free Marc Emery t-shirt!
Emery is on DEA most wanted list for his supposed illegal marijuana seeds empire.
WWE stockholder Linda McMahon is seeking a senate seat.
A prohibitionist who denies wrestlers use steroids.
WWE programming is family friendly now. Attempting to appeal to Attitude era Gen X parents who procreated, some like redneck rabbits, after watching Austin vs. Rock.
Had someone at WWE caught Chong’s wink wink nudge nudge to Marc Emery via his t-shirt – they’d certainly put Chong in Koffi Kingston merch.
Cheech Marin probably doesn’t get Chong’s sly stoner reference either.
Thank you Chong for your awesome sly activism.
The rest of your pothead performance, however, was a mockery of all things wrestling and weed. But you knew that. Your t-shirt redeems you.
I’m a stoner wrestling fan to the point where I’d like to be a manager.
Damn disability getting in the way.
But I’m going to pilates, saying my prayers and smoking my medicinal marijuana.
The only python I got is in my stretch ghetto pants.
For now.
My wrestling gimmick. The Hookup. I got what you need. I got what you want. Just give me call baby. Combining the Doctor of Style Slick with Jimmy Mouth of the South Heart.
However if casual wrestling enthusiasts caught Cheech and Chong on WWE Raw last night I’d be back in the wrestling closet.
Possibly for good!
I’m not concerned about people knowing I’m a pothead. Clearly.
But when it comes to watching wrestling I keep it on the lowdown.  Until Rob Van Dam wrote an article for Cannabis Culture. You take plenty of ribbing when stoners discover “You like wrestling!”
After the highly anticipated Cheech and Chong skits I’d be back in the wrestling fan closet if it I wasn’t so outraged I have to publicly complain. WWE is known for their terrible television moments.
But, man, last night on RAW it was beyond bad.
They should have just used a fog machine blowing out the dressing door for the appearance of weed and claimed the guests hosts were unavailable.  Then Vince McMahon could fire everyone for wrecking the WWE Wellness Program policy.
Unfortunately or thankfully, I’m not sure how many potheads tuned into WWE RAW for Cheech and Chong.
The only redeeming quality to their whole appearance was Tommy Chong culture jamming Vince McMahon and WWE audience with his Free Marc Emery t-shirt.
I went bat shit crazy seeing Chong wear his Free Marc Emery tee on WWE television.
Even Chong looked un-amused during their skits.
Involving midget Hornswoggle giving them Lucky Charms, which they ate like slobs. All wrestlers who visited wore mustaches. Their only pop or cheer came when they announced a Diva pillow fight.
But that’s because people were cheering for the TNA.
But the power of Chong’s Free Marc Emery shirt probably pulled him and us through.
The only other highlight last night on WWE RAW was it ended.
We eagerly await Cannabis Culture contributor Rob Van Dam arrival at TNA. RVD already known for his marijuana legalization views will bring some serious 420 love back to wrestling.
Despite Cheech and Chong’s terrible performance, bring your own marijuana lounge Vapor Central will still host Marijuana Monday Night Wars.
Starting Monday March 8 wrestling fans can watch TNA and RAW battle for television ratings on Vapor Central multiple televisions.
Focus on vaporizing not channel changing!
Be at Vapor Central when TNA and RAW go head-to-head with your stash, Monday March 8.
Now you can watch both RAW and TNA simultaneously!
Get stoned without the paranoia you’re missing something on RAW or TNA.
The Road To Wrestlemania leads to Vapor Central.
Pre and post show wrap up hosted by Cannabis Champion of the World The Hookup Matt Mernahuana.